Clan MacThoy and Friends 4th July Party!
Date & Time
Fri, 03 Jul, 2026 at 12:00 pm to Sun, 05 Jul, 2026 at 01:00 pm
UTC-05:00Location
Wonderland Events | Bastrop, TX
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🏴☠️🔥 WONDERLAND PRESENTS: MacThoy 4th of July Party 🔥🏴☠️
Alright you beautiful degenerates… it’s time to celebrate America the way the founding fathers definitely would have if they had kegs, a pool, and zero supervision 🇺🇸🍻
📅 WHEN: Friday & Saturday – July 4th weekend (we start Friday… and simply refuse to stop)
📍 WHERE: Wonderland (MacThoy Grounds… aka where bad decisions are made)
💥 WHAT TO EXPECT: Pool party all weekend, karaoke (yes, we WILL judge you), party games that escalate way too fast, BBQ, and a fully stocked open bar (hydration is your responsibility, not ours). Saturday night we’re blowing stuff up with a full firework show 🎆
We’ll also have a crafty art station so you can get creative… or confidently make something terrible 🎨😂
🎲 NERD CORNER (we see you): Bring your MTG Commander decks and any board games—you might lose your dignity and your life total in the same night 🧙♂️
👕 EXTRAS: We’ll be making MacThoy 4th of July shirts 🔥 If you want one, let me know—I’ll have pricing soon.
🏕️ STAY THE NIGHT: Camping space available + crash spots inside. If you wake up somewhere weird… just know you earned it.
👕 DRESS CODE: 🇺🇸🏴☠️ Patriotic Pirate — the more ridiculous, the more respected. If you look normal, you’re doing it wrong.
⚠️ Important Notices:
• Freedom will be exercised irresponsibly
• Rum consumption may lead to pirate accents
• Someone will fall in the pool (statistically it’s you)
• No one leaves early without being judged
Grab your crew, bring your best pirate energy, and let’s make some questionable memories.
ARRR you ready, or are ye landlubbers staying home? 🏴☠️🍻
Alright you beautiful degenerates… it’s time to celebrate America the way the founding fathers definitely would have if they had kegs, a pool, and zero supervision 🇺🇸🍻
📅 WHEN: Friday & Saturday – July 4th weekend (we start Friday… and simply refuse to stop)
📍 WHERE: Wonderland (MacThoy Grounds… aka where bad decisions are made)
💥 WHAT TO EXPECT: Pool party all weekend, karaoke (yes, we WILL judge you), party games that escalate way too fast, BBQ, and a fully stocked open bar (hydration is your responsibility, not ours). Saturday night we’re blowing stuff up with a full firework show 🎆
We’ll also have a crafty art station so you can get creative… or confidently make something terrible 🎨😂
🎲 NERD CORNER (we see you): Bring your MTG Commander decks and any board games—you might lose your dignity and your life total in the same night 🧙♂️
👕 EXTRAS: We’ll be making MacThoy 4th of July shirts 🔥 If you want one, let me know—I’ll have pricing soon.
🏕️ STAY THE NIGHT: Camping space available + crash spots inside. If you wake up somewhere weird… just know you earned it.
👕 DRESS CODE: 🇺🇸🏴☠️ Patriotic Pirate — the more ridiculous, the more respected. If you look normal, you’re doing it wrong.
⚠️ Important Notices:
• Freedom will be exercised irresponsibly
• Rum consumption may lead to pirate accents
• Someone will fall in the pool (statistically it’s you)
• No one leaves early without being judged
Grab your crew, bring your best pirate energy, and let’s make some questionable memories.
ARRR you ready, or are ye landlubbers staying home? 🏴☠️🍻
Event Location
Wonderland Events, Bastrop, Texas, United StatesEvent Host
Chad Martorano
